Twin Peaks

Everybody on FB is all gaga over Twin Peaks coming back.

I can not overemphasize the limitlessness of my not-caring.

David Lynch is the single most overrated director of all time, and nothing he’s done outside of The Elephant Man and maybe Blue Velvet (despite its many ugly moments) merits any serious consideration.

The fetishization of all of his curious little conceits elicits a kind of aesthetic fatigue measurable in light years, and if I have to see one more stupid shared post with a still from this show, with some caption assuming we’re all stoked, I will…I will…








I really need to leave the interwebs.